Tomorrow's just
your future

yesterday.

giantassrobot:

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

(Source: literallysame)

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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(Source: annethraxx)

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.

(Source: fionaglenanne)

(Source: notmydate)

marvelloussuperbucky:

Supernatural in one gif 

marvelloussuperbucky:

Supernatural in one gif 

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

When they made this particular hero, they didn’t give him a gun. They gave him a screwdriver to fix things. They didn’t give him a tank or a warship or an x-wing fighter—they gave him a box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat-ray—they gave him an extra HEART. They gave him two hearts! And that’s an extraordinary thing. There will never come a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.”
Steven Moffat

(Source: dadskills)

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

(Source: myheadisloud)

(Source: smallfucks)

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

- Aziz Ansari (via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties)

officialfrenchtoast:

Jean-Ralphio rapping