Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.

methlabrador:

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”

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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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cosrnos:

I made my facebook status as “feeling potato” with the emoji update and I’ve given my mom yet another reason to be concerned for me

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theblackship:

life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo

i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex

no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)

i like the google logo because it is colorful

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itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty 

and insane homeless woman

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